DJ, your dad is the dad-est of dads.
Man Survivor
What is his favorite hobby? SLEEPING
DJ, your dad is the dad-est of dads.
Man Survivor
What is his favorite hobby? SLEEPING
humanized ponies with cutie mark clips (◡‿◡✿)
i also do commissions (・▽・)
hehehehe….
Suddenly I SHIP IT
Win!
ohmaigah
(Source: dowantponies)
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
Giving a whole new meaning to the term ‘Hamsteak’ and making sure each fangirl gets a piece.
Today is Harvey Milk Day. Happy Birthday, Harvey Milk!
Acts 10:28 – “He said to them: ‘You are well aware that it is against our law for a Jew to associate with a Gentile or visit him. But God has shown me that I should not call any man impure or unclean.’”